so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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