he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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