I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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