i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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