Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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