Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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