You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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