I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We're too hungover to prance.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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