can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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