whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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