dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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