My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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