every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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