i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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