if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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