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• (314): View more from Missouri

  so how does one go about finding a summer fling?

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  take advantage of an intern

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?

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  I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.

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• (323): View more from California

  I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here

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• (817): View more from Texas

  The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.

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