Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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