Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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