Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
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You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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