Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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