So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.