Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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