so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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