So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
