Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
