yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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