if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
