Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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