so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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