We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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