You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Shame - the story of my life.
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