Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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