I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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