My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
organizing the empties. That sober.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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