3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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