i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just blew my weed a kiss
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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