Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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