I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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