we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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