some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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