I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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