I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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