You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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