allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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