Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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