tell your sister to shave her snatch
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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