You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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