1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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