physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I have fence marks all over my body
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I see more hoeing in ur future
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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