The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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