Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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