I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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