FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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