He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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