So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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