You work out of a Hotel?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize