susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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