Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
